stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image

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erensattackontitans:

pixelsoulresonance:

thersfix:

the-no-files:

pixelsoulresonance:

A cute little ghost for your dash.

YOU CLICK AND DRAG PEOPLE. WHY?

Fuck you all.



You. Butt.

erensattackontitans:

pixelsoulresonance:

thersfix:

the-no-files:

pixelsoulresonance:

A cute little ghost for your dash.

YOU CLICK AND DRAG PEOPLE. WHY?

Fuck you all.

You. Butt.

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11,943 notes

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

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411,089 notes

kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

BRACED FOR IMPACT

kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

BRACED FOR IMPACT

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86,740 notes

lizdejager:

Can’t stop laughing.

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170,764 notes

shavingryansprivates:

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model

shavingryansprivates:

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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